Today a possum (possibly cat) jaw bone fell on my face. It was just another typical day under trailers putting up insulation… and by typical I mean I was under a trailer on pallets in 4 inches of standing water with garbage, animal feces and possibly human feces. I was minding my own business ripping down some insulation that another group had left up and out of nowhere something swings down and hits me in the face. Totally like in a haunted house. Now at the moment of the attack on the face I really didn’t know what had just hit me since the visibility under a trailer is not the greatest. So I slowly turn around and notice that it is this…
Yes. That was swinging from a string into my face. I proceeded to scream and yell and then throw it out from underneath the trailer. I took a few deep breaths and went back to work. About a half hour later I hear something fall onto my pallet so I put my ungloved hand (I was nailing and it’s easier to hold a nail without a glove on) onto whatever had just fallen on my pallet and it’s the JAW. I squeal and throw it out again freaking out that it was a different one. Upon confirmation with my teammate I found out that he indeed threw the jaw unto my pallet. But it’s ok because later that day he sat on a dead mouse and heard its back break. You know what they say about karma.
But, at the end of the day I can only take a nice sigh of relief in knowing that today was my last day under those disgusting trailers and that no matter where my life leads me that I can likely say I will never be back under one ever again, at least not one in New Jersey on a Superfund site crawling in human feces, animal skulls, and bugs. So never try to one up me with your disgusting job because you will not win. Unless you’re Mike Rowe, who gets paid much more than my AmeriSalary.
Oh, and when going under trailers is becoming too much, God gives you a snow day… here are some pictures from our snow day snowball fight on Friday.